My primary job has a contract with pretty much every nursing home pre-mortuary in the city. As anyone who’s been doing this for any length of time can attest, nursing homes come up with some crazy reasons to send patients out.
At 0h-dark-thirty.
Now before I go any further with this and manage to piss off every nursing home employee who might find this post, let me just say that I highly respect the work that they do. I fully admit that there are many nursing home nurses that I have had issues with (and continue to have issues with to this day for various reasons) but the vast majority of nursing home workers are very good at what they do, better than any nurse in a hospital. Just by the sheer amount of junk they have to put up with, they are special people. However, we all know that a good many are there just to get a check and couldn’t care less about the residents inmates.
Unfortunately, the same can be said about us… but that’s another post.
Anyway, one night about 2:00 AM, my truck was dispatched to a facility for a patient whose peg tube had clogged. The patient is in bed, in no apparent distress and all vitals are within normal limits. The CNA (apparently the RN on duty was busy elsewhere) told me that they tried to feed him and give his crushed meds and that the tube was apparently clogged. I asked about the patient’s history and meds and I got the answer that seems typical on nursing home EMS calls:
“I’ll have to check the chart, I’ve never had this patient before.”
I knew for a fact that wasn’t true but I let it slide. Finally I asked how long ago they discovered that the tube was clogged.
“Around noon when we tried to feed him his lunch.”
Yeah.
She also didn’t like when I informed her that if the ER was unable to unclog the tube that he would be sent back shortly with an appointment for the GI lab for Monday (this was an early Sunday morning) to have his tube replaced. She apparently didn’t understand that the GI lab is an 8 to 5, Monday through Friday deal.
Calls like that make me appreciate the calls at the good facilities even more.
I tip my hat to the many great nursing home CNAs, RNs and others out there and I appreciate them more than they’ll ever know (especially since my grandmother was a nursing home patient who was thankfully very well cared for). However, if I could ask one thing of them I would ask that they police their ranks (again, just as we should but that’s another post).
The bad ones are making you all look bad.




I just wanted to take a moment from celebrating the new year with my wife to wish you a very happy new year. I chose not to post a retrospective of 2011 mainly because I felt that it’s something that bloggers do to death and there’s just no need it in.

